Prague

November 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

There was a young lady from Prague
Who held a soirée in the fague;
She was hoping to kiss
An old friend in the mist,
But she mist, and she kist her friend’s dague.

© David Dauz, 2012

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Nyuku

November 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

moptop, frizzy, bald;
punching, slapping, poking eyes;
Moe, Larry, Curly

© David Dauz, 2012

Sudden Weight Gain

November 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

Saracen-Paraffin
Marilyn Madison
ate her full weight in both
crackers and cheese;

next day, her stomach had
Femurdissolvingly
crushed both her thighs and now
rests at her knees.

© David Dauz, 2012

The Legless Hippopotamus

November 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

The saddest thing about
The Legless Hippopotamus
Is that nobody knows
Where its top or bottom is.

© David Dauz, 2012

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