The Continuing Adventures of Noble Neddie #3

November 2, 2013 § Leave a comment

Dastardly Dan ties Little Nell to the railroad track.
Noble Neddie arrives to the rescue.
Unfortunately, he arrives by train.
He resolves to be more careful when rescuing her prettier sister, Darling Lil.
“What a mess!” cry the sparrows.
The vultures make no comment.

© David Dauz, 2013

Haiku: Dark

August 6, 2013 § Leave a comment

dark at night,
dark when I wake—
no windows.

© David Dauz, 2013

Haiku: Spider

August 6, 2013 § Leave a comment

spider crawls
across bathroom floor:
just let me piss!

© David Dauz, 2013

Triolet

June 24, 2013 § Leave a comment

Try-oh-let or tree-oh-lay?
Try-oh-lay or tree-oh-let?
I still toy with how to say
Try-oh-let (or tree-oh-lay).
I’ll settle for one way someday,
But I don’t think I’ll choose just yet:
Try-oh-let or tree-oh-lay?
Try-oh-lay or tree-oh-let?

© David Dauz, 2013

Things to Never Say Out Loud #29

June 24, 2013 § 1 Comment

How can
I tell her
I still have
feelings for her

arse?

© David Dauz, 2013

Prague

November 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

There was a young lady from Prague
Who held a soirée in the fague;
She was hoping to kiss
An old friend in the mist,
But she mist, and she kist her friend’s dague.

© David Dauz, 2012

Nyuku

November 14, 2012 § Leave a comment

moptop, frizzy, bald;
punching, slapping, poking eyes;
Moe, Larry, Curly

© David Dauz, 2012

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